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Enjoy................ Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn'thelp but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, shestarted to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate thanmet the eye.Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must bethinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates. "About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since yourmother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don'tsuppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."So he sat down and wrote :Dear Mother:I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my h...

Shame on Indian Media??? Really what a shame... By the time u guys read this news, the body of Major Manish Pitambare, who was shot dead at Anantnag, would have been cremated with full military honors. On Tuesday, this news swept across all the news channels 'Sanjay Dutt relieved by court'. 'Sirf Munna not a bhai' '13 saal ka vanvaas khatam' 'although found guilty for possession of armory, Sanjay can breath sigh of relief as all the TADA charges against him are withdrawn' Then many personalities like Salman Khan said 'He is a good person. We knew he will come out clean'. Mr Big B said "Dutt's family and our family have relations for years he's a good kid. He is like elder brother to Abhishek". His sister Priya Dutt said "we can sleep well tonight. It's a great relief"In other news, Parliament was mad at Indian team for performing bad; Greg Chappell said something; Shah Rukh Khan replaces Amitabh in KBC and other su...

There are movies that are script based such as Swades RDB etc where there are actors not the stars.. and then there are movies that has Stars sans story...... and this pathetic and sick movie sadly falls in the latter category... even the songs are not soulful or melodious.. I wonder how has the banner (Yashraj) risen beyond story and script ?????? I would recommend it only to my stringest enemy .... thankfully I have none..so IT IS HIGHLY NON-RECOMMENDED.....And ratings well in negatives.... the only relief was that it was a 2 hr movie...... Pls return my money...

These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake... MONDAY: For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap. TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred in Vishanth's ad yesterday. It should have read, "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 98407 16581 and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after 7PM." WEDNESDAY: Notice: Vishanth has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of t he error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale; Cheap. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him. THURSDAY: Notice: I, Vishanth, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 98407 16581 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with M...

Shakespeare in his famous play Romeo and Juliet said "What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet" Yaa this is so correct when we talk about the traffic in Bangalore.. its just the perspective is positive .. instead of Traffic Jam , has been rechristend as Slow Moving Traffic.... The roads are getting narrower each passing day.. and proof that populaton of India is increasing is proven each dauy when I struggle to reach to my office each day... We were taught in our classes that the traffic signal has 3 colors , but here it is just RED RED and RED..... It is said that the darkest hour is just before dawn .... but i think this period has exceeded way too far.... God Pls Help... Clear this topic The inspiration for this blog: I WAS LATE TO OFFICE ;)

Bnagalore.... Much said and heard....Silicon Valley of India and stuff... and the cool and excellent weather was considered as an add on ... but when i landed in this city almost a year back, I found the other side of the mirror....Pollution and Traffic..... the formula called: distance=speedXtime, seems illogical ... because more often than not the speed never exceeds.. 5 km/h.. thanks to teh traffic here .... and yaa the weather.. thats another paradox to unveil... but today was a different day .....traffic i dont wanna talk about but weather is excellent.. so I clicked the pic and the song came to my mind .. Barso re megha megha.... I neve thought that I LOVE RAINS so much....

Lots seen and heard of Bangalore- Silicon valley of Asia .. and stuff... Weather is perfect ... [It is said that despite the catastrophy of World War II, one reason for the growth of Japan has been the weather there ]......may be thats the reason that IT sector bloomed in this part of the world...But what now... deforestation , gargantuan increase in the traffic has soared the temperature .. but today (report -20/06/07..), the weather is so pleasant .. while coming to office ,I clicked this image... and yaa this reiteartes the fact that humans love rains and clouds...