Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Encounters : The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last. Law of C