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Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Encounters : The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last. Law of C...

Today I had a terrible experience while coming to office.... Generally I use bus as the mode of transport but thats only 30 % of time almost 70% I use these Black and Yellow Autos....and yaa these autowalaahs are BADSHAAH of their territory ...I value their contribution in the society but there are also fanatics who ruin the reputation of fellow atowallahs... The METER yaa..that meter was running at 1.5 times .... Suddenly all ETHICS and MORALS started popping up and I gave him a Biig bhashan and noted the DL number and Auto number and also warned him about this and .... I gave him the moey as per his meter but he returned the extra and confessed that he has indeed tampered with the meter, I asked him to correct it .... I then thought that since I caught him atleast he agreed that he has tampered with the meter but look at the broader picture--- the IAS , IPS and politicians and yaa BUILDERS.. etc.... And I remained UNANSWERED

THIS IS CALLED HERD MENTALITY VOTE FOR TAJ or U are not patriot ... There are other ways to sow the patriotism ... U can begin by not dirtying the train or ur city ..... this is a gimmick and the site and the sms thing is providing them with all the revenues... So pls stay away and dont become a fool ... UNESCO denies linkage with "seven new wonders of the world" campaign www.chinaview.cn 2007-06-21 21:12:53 PARIS, June 20 (Xinhua) -- United Nations Educational,Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO), in a move to protect its reputation, has denied any linkage between its World Heritage protection program, and the ongoing media campaign dubbed the "seven new wonders of the world." This campaign was launched in 2000 by Bernard Weber in his private capacity, and its idea is to select seven new wonders of the world through a global polling process by citizens of the entire world. "Although UNESCO was severally requested to support such an init...

Hi, We always say that the Indian brain is amongst the best... and we also say that the we are the 2nd(sadly..huh)populous state of the world .... So, by the law of averages we tend to have a grp of intelligent individuals .... So talk about intelligence density . Moreover, we shud talk about the various feats.... we only talk about the achievers and be happy ... essentially we Indians are emotional fools who just belive that India is the best .. Its not the best as yet but can become the BEST and u and I can do that .... I dont understand if we dont realise that we lag behind in so many aspects, we cannot conquer over our weaknesses......

Once two men sat in a bar drinking. The first one said to the other, "I have a hell lot of family problems." The second one said, "I'll tell you mine. I married a widow having a young daughter. My father married my daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems!!

Enjoy................ Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn'thelp but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, shestarted to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate thanmet the eye.Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must bethinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates. "About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since yourmother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don'tsuppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."So he sat down and wrote :Dear Mother:I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my h...

Shame on Indian Media??? Really what a shame... By the time u guys read this news, the body of Major Manish Pitambare, who was shot dead at Anantnag, would have been cremated with full military honors. On Tuesday, this news swept across all the news channels 'Sanjay Dutt relieved by court'. 'Sirf Munna not a bhai' '13 saal ka vanvaas khatam' 'although found guilty for possession of armory, Sanjay can breath sigh of relief as all the TADA charges against him are withdrawn' Then many personalities like Salman Khan said 'He is a good person. We knew he will come out clean'. Mr Big B said "Dutt's family and our family have relations for years he's a good kid. He is like elder brother to Abhishek". His sister Priya Dutt said "we can sleep well tonight. It's a great relief"In other news, Parliament was mad at Indian team for performing bad; Greg Chappell said something; Shah Rukh Khan replaces Amitabh in KBC and other su...