- Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
- Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
- If i ever need a religion, i will worship chocolate cake
- Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
- How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg
- If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
- Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
- The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
- The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
- By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
- Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes
- In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
- I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
- If u can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots
- Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
- Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.
- I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
- I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence.
- Diamond was just another piece of coal that did well under pressure
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