AMRISHA

Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar: ZEBRA Teacher: How? Sardar:Bcoz it is Black & White Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office? Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " Air hostess said: "B silent." Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay" Judge:Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.. Sardar to judge:U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

The association of me with my mom has seen levels: Commensalism, Predator-Prey and Symbiotic.. While the early days of our association was more like Predator-Prey where we would exchange our shoes... It turned to commensalism finally ending in Symbiosis...In the initial days that I can remember my mom would want me to be the best child: well mannered, well dressed and active...I would perform in socials n cultural fest..and that would make her happy.. later in my teens till recently I would always think that my mom n I were never meant to understand each other n would easily transfer the blame to the different zodiacs we shared....n now i think how foolish i cud be.. Things changed dramatically when I myself bacame a mom(Aarna being my daughter)... With this stage, all the things that irked me initially, became justified... Though there were several stages in our relationship, the one thing that ran common was the LOVE and BOND we shared...And that I cherish ... With marriage I was sho...

1st Year Students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog. The professor started the class by telling 2 important qualities as a doctor. The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED REGARDING ANYTHING ABOUT BODY, & he inserted his finger in dog's mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth. Then he said them to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's mouth & then tasted it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said: THE MOST IMPORTANT2ND QUALITY IS OBSERVATION, I INSERTED MY MIDDLE FINGER BUT TASTED THE INDEX FINGER, NOW LEARN TO PAY ATTENTION. Moral: Life is tough, but it's a lot tougher when you are not paying attention

I chanced upon this story of HOPE and SEARCH ... Once upon a time in the era of Jewish king SOLOMON, BENAMIAH, his minister was the prey of his grumpy mood. Solomon ordered him to find a magic ring with extraordinary features: A ring which when worn, the person would become happy when sad and vice versa.He have his minister 6 months time for his search. The minister did not give up and was depressed as there was no such thing that can do this ... Incidently, he chance upon a poor merchant who was spreading out his goods on the carpet. The old merchant sold him an old ring that has just 4 words inscribed on it... When the minister gave the same to Solomon, there was a mix of two expressions on his face that of a smile and a sense of satisfaction(I wonder Why was he satisfied???) It read" THIS TOO SHALL PASS"

I was waiting for my driver and chance upon to see something that seemed so Ironical.. Place: East Delhi, Aggarwal Sweets .. Features: An aunty and the Golgappe waale.. The aunt was in an angry mood as she did not receive her worth of money last time she visited this place .. and I appreciate this gesture of her's.. I mean travelling in expensive Delhi and in traffic just to shout at the golgappa waala. The story goes that she probably bought golgappa worth 30 bucks for parcel, and had those of just 20 bucks.. And she would go on and on and on.... I had just 1 thing going in my mind.."Do we shout at those politicians on face when we find that they have done BEIMAANI(Aunty's term)".. And to this I have not found an answer till date...