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Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar:Bcoz it is Black & White

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay
... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

Judge:Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Sardar to judge:U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Comments

jaggia said…
The last joke on coming to court made me laugh, really...yaar.
February 9, 2012 at 5:41 AM
jaggia said…
The last joke on coming to court made me laugh, really...yaar.
February 9, 2012 at 5:42 AM
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