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Something Funny ....

1...JISKA EK BI DOST NAI USKO KYA BOLTE???............"koena mitra" (koi-na-mitra)

2... once rani mukharjee was given punishment 2 eat 1000 chewingums.she was scared bt den suddenly saif ali khan said sumtin in her ears nshe started eatin how???...............coz saif said"chak de chak de,chakde sare GUM,chakde chakdechakde,tere sung hai hum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

3...suppose ek ladki baarish me bheeg rahi hai to tum use pani sekaise bachaoge?......simple hai yaar...use apna dil dedo...dil CHAHTA(umbrella) hai!!!"

4..ek calculator dusre calci ko kya bola?.................."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho?)

5... WHOS DA ONLY PLAYER WHO KNOS EACH N EVRY RELIGIOUS SONG?......HAR-BHAJAN-SINGH

6...agar aap 90 baar paap karoge to keval 45 baar hi pakdejaoge......batao kyu????b/csin90=cot45

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मुकेश कुमार सिन्हा said…
aapne to buri tarah se paka diya..........:P

superb!!
August 23, 2008 at 4:09 AM
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